[Intro: Man & Woman] 1971: Aaron D. Yates was born 1985: Aaron wrote his first rhyme 1988: Aaron adopts the name Tech N9ne 1990: Tech N9ne changed his producer to IcyRock Kravyn 1997: Tech signs with Quest Records 1999: Tech is released from the label 2002: Tech and Strange Music teams with Emba**y Entertainment and records.. [Tech N9ne] Mothaf**er, I'm a playa! I'm a playa [Hook: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] If you see me looking clean cut Matching from head to toe, dipping with a mean strut Throwing and blowing green stuff, hella creamed up with the bling cuff Ain't no wicked, we can kick it if you blue or beamed up If you, see me step off in the club or with some pros With about six of 'em cut, no longer waiting to be chosen If you hear me tell my homies anything goes With these chickens dipping to Davy's right when the clubber close If you see me on the grind gettin mine If you bust in a room and find me hittin yours from behind If you hear me bustin rhymes, rippin each and every time If I got it at capacity and you still got a line If I'm rollin on dubs, if it's K-town bud If they showin me love with a red rug at the club If you see them haters givin me mugs Ladies givin me hugs Know it ain't no rocket science it's because [Hook: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] I'm a playa in every sense of the word ya heard I'm gettin money from these dummies flip your chick so absurd I'm a playa and I pop collars I'm a playa when I don't or when I drop dollars Them rottweilers She don't want no softie sayin he do when he don't She don't want no perpetratin nine-to-fiver tryin to flaunt She don't want no punk that can't get it crunk No she don't That's how it goes so my homie Kaliko, tell 'em what she want [Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko] She want a playa not thugs on dubs We be rolling them 22's and 3's, popping ludes and V's I'm in, hot pursuit of a prostitute Kaliko knock boots gots lots to shoot And I'm pullin out the latex And givin it to who's next I'm pullin, pull a brunette With unforgettable s** She's oohin oohin new sweat And I ain't tellin who's wet And I ain't gettin loose yet So who's next For group s** [Hook: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) [Verse 4: Tech N9ne] (Listen closely, this is something you might not know) Never ever tell your love or else she'll get your love Move in groups, no one on one when you hit the club And you should know this if you call yourself a wicked thug If you creep to the movies, throw away your ticket stubb If you s**in, learn this lesson when you wash off Just use hot water, don't put no soap on your washcloth That way when you get home No questions, you won't leave her bent Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent Don't tell a number 2 that she's your one and only Cause if she knows we're easy to go her own way If you takin chickens to your secret home, hey Always go the back way to confuse em just go the long way To all my ladies if you playin throw your hands up To all my fellas if you playin throw your grands up This is forever baby havin clever thangs I'm a playa mothaf**a and I bet I never change [[Hook: Krizz Kaliko & Tech N9ne] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) (I'm a playa! I'm a playa!) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) (I'm a playa! I'm a playa!) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yeah, Tecca Nina is a playa) (I'm a playa!) (I'm a playa!) [Hook 2] I'm a playa, I'm a playa (I'm a playa!) I'm a playa (No stopping me!) I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa!