[Verse 1] Am I wrong to a**ume every woman is just like you? You fall in love so you can wear a dress You wed to ensure your peers are impressed But I am wrong if I say "I do". I'd be lying to you I'm bored with your friends and sick of your moods I'm tired of selling "I love you too" [Chorus 1](x2) I am wrong [Verse 2] Am I wrong if I lose my faith? If I forget about and miss your birthday? You're a dead-end job I hate A dingy apartment I can't afford to pay I am wrong, but when I get home I know exactly what I'm going to do I'll say "mom, I know life is hard But I love you and I know dad loves you too" [Chorus 2](x3) I can't be wrong [Bridge] Am I wrong if I stretch the truth? Can we just go back to what we're used to? I'll never be your groom I won't hold your hand like you want me to Am I wrong if I don't care Where you go or who you're meeting there? You'll never be my bride I can't have some kid ruining my night [Chorus]