Get yourself undressed We're due for a night not to forget As a cure for this unrest, Think of it as simply pa**ing time The midwest is outside Any morals that you hold Have come from prudish, dated lies The every sunday frame of mind I'd like to open up your eyes And ease your Catholic mind That's where the trouble lies tonight You can take away respect With a television set A new culture to digest Think of it as simply pa**ing time The midwest is outside Every pent up, mixed desire Stems from this prudish way of life An excuse that's guilt inspired I'd like to open up your eyes And ease your Catholic mind That's where the trouble lies tonight Her love for company - a drug at best No longer worried what the Church accepts It's under my bad influence