Kottonmouth Kings - Me And My Skate lyrics

Oh sh** God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid. Oh sh**, ah damn, well what's happenin here? Damn helicopters And all I saw was some little skater kid Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them gla** ones. Oh man, I'll check the news And find out what the hell's happenin here. "Hola como estas?" f**in commercials, damn yeah, "This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California," No sh**, "where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous Kottonmouth Kommittee, Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd. DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a nusiance to society. Approach with caution, DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance." Its me and my skate, skate In this world of hate and confusion I sweat all day to create an illusion Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it You can be a bong tokin alcoholic Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got To escape the realness of reality I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity They say sobriety's the answer to society I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me I say it twice but they just can't relate I guess its fate, my boards my mate Just, just me and my skate "In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint, also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte, was caught by survalence camera At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes. The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdyness, Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of alcohol." Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison. Thank God for freedom hook the b**hes with my jism Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool. So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool. like a beer like marijuana. She said "Hi Saint my name's Luana." Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home? Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone? But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated When I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated. Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out, I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth. "Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommitte case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations. The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges Ranging from obsenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society. Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' " Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that The Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack Too many vices and insane extremities I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 f** flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries Don't wanna move boxes, move sh** or sit behind a desk Just wanna get upon a mic and let my sk**s start to flex Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker All the more confused with mi vida loca Late night toker, indo smokers Hey hey daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy x Let your sk**s flex Hey hey daddy x daddy x hey daddy x, put those fools in check Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max So when you see daddy x in your vicinity Pa** the pipe, pa** the j, say "what's up?" I'm out, peace Me (me) me and my skate, my skate, my skate, my skate My mate my skate Me (me) me and my skate, my skate My skate my mate in this world of hate "After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials, The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large, Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5 In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen from A trailer park complex earlier today. The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding high. That's our local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens. I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob."