Kottonmouth Kings - Bong Toke lyrics

Take a bong toke... I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank sh** Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three Take so many bong hits you might run out of weed Thought you was f**ing with a rookie but I'm really a king I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it Then you pa** it to a friend and keep on paying it forward Until we all live as one to form a weed world order [CHORUS] Take a bong toke... Where's the weed at?... It's time to put the chronic in the chamber The bong water needs a little change up I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone And split the bat up to stick in the gla** bowl Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest Before we spark it up D-Loc you must inspect it Dirty water's like a sin to a christian You want heaven but you never gonna get in The high priest baptizes and purifies The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized Pa** the lighter spark the holy chalice The Mavericks ain't the same since Steve Nash left Dallas Sprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling The smoke's rising fast I pull the stem it comes rushing in [CHORUS] Yo Liar liar pants on fire... Liar liar... Hey naw Liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher fu*k THAT where's my lighter Sick of all you lyin' typers We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer Eyes red blazed up smoked out I'm tired as f** We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious The type of weed that leave you breathless and flow less So take a toke And another And another And another... Tell your mother Oh no! [CHORUS]