Kottonmouth Kings - Pimpin Lessons lyrics

[Daddy X:] Yo Yo Pimpin Lessons Cause If You Ain't f**ing That p**y Somebody Else Is, Belevie That Listen Up Here Check It Here's A Little Word From A Pimp To A Player Forget The Limp, You Just Gotta Have Flava Spit Some Game She Never Heard Before Come Original Like A Musical Score Keep Your Stick Firm Cause Now You Tha Conductor Think How Many Cats Came Before You f**ed Her Turn The Kitty Out And Beat That sh** Up Before You Catch A Bad Case Of Puppy Love It's About Endurance And How Long You Can Last Let Her Come First And Learn To Make Her Laugh Now Ima Charge You Double For Our Next Little Session That's Why We Call These Pimpin Lessons Lesson One Before You Pop The Inside Out Before You Go And Buy It, Gotta Try That sh** Out Lesson Two Don't Buy That Sweet And Innocent Role Cause Girls Are All The Same Everywhere We Go They Have Little Dark Secrets Hidin In That Hole And No One Rides For Free, Gotta Pay A Tole Lesson Three I'll Save That For The Next Session Money Up Front, These Are Pimpin Lessons [Richter:] And I'm Next Up Teachin Lessons So Listen Close Females Like Money, Man They Love The Dough Cause With Dough Comes Nice Clothes And Fancy Things But A Pimp Don't Use Money When He's Pimpin His Game See His Game Consists Of Spittin Sick Poetry Words That Love The Girls Hears And Tickles Their Fancies Gotta Make The Ladies Want It Till They Can't Get Enough No Waitin To Be Nice When And It's Time To Get Rough You Gotta Beat It Up And I Don't Mean Fists And Kicks I Mean Beat It Up In Bed, Diggin Deep In Those Hips Hit It Rite All Nite And They'll Be Beggin For More Just Watch The Line Form Outside Of My Bedroom Door [X:] Lesson Three It's Always Best To Have Safe Sex Even When The p**y Smells Oven Fresh You Don't Wanna Come Up Short On That Test And You Don't Wanna Leave Any Eggs In The Nest Lesson Four You Never Need To Tell No Lies Cause She's Been Hearn That From All Those Other Guys You Learn A Little More Of That In Lesson Five Remember, Money Up Front For These Pimpin Guidelines [D-Loc:] Now You Wanna Be A Pimp, You Better Act Like A Pimp Walk Round My House With Some Old School Slips Keep My Shoes Clean And My Shoes Nice And Dapper Keep My Pants Fresh And My Cap Even Fresher Got To Smell Good, You Know That Boogey Down Boogey Got The Backyard Pimp Style Wit A Jaccuzi Got The Bad Girl, Nice Tits And Nice Ass Got The Soft Lips For That Dick s**in Test You Know She Got Back, You Should See It When She Walk You Should See That sh** When Im In It In My Spa Baby Feel Good, Yeah I Love The Way She Do It I Love The Way She Break It Down With Body To Prove It p**y Always Nice Like Beer In My Cooler You Ain't A Pimp Mothaf**a, You A Loser [X:] Lesson Five The Game Starts To Get A Little Deeper Catch A Couple Flounders, Even Thinkin They're Keepers Lesson Six Don't Confuse Your Brain With Your Dicks And Go And Knock Up Some Psycho Chick Cause If So, That Could Be All She Wrote You Better Pay Attention Kid Take Some Notes Make Sure The Girl Pays And Leaves Some Of Your Bills Even If You Sittin On A Couple Mil Cause The More You Give Will Be The More They Want And One More Thing. Pimp On Pimp Pimp On [D-Loc:] You Ain't No Pimp Mothaf**a You A Loser With Your 1998 Ford Ranger Two Bucks In Your Pocket Wit No Smokes And An Ugly b**h