Kottonmouth Kings - Stoner b**h lyrics

Stoner b**h By: The Kottonmouth Kings I need a stoner b**h I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner b**h I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner b**h Repeat x2 (with voice altering) {Potluck} I need a stoner b**h baby Lookin just like you And if you like to get high Well then you just might do Never cry you only sad when the sack is gone I got a pound and a bong So girl pack the bong f** the Coach, f** the Prada, f** the Dolce and Gabbana Shes happy kickin back smokin a fat sac of Marijuana Well be together forever thats what she promised me The only breakin up we do Is when we breakin up the weed And please believe shes doin it right Shes the type of girl that likes to smoke and f** all night Shes the love of my life My stoner b**h is the Bombay Shes better than a blonde babe And better than Beyonce Ass so big you can see it from the front And shes so damn s**y how she pa** the blunt My stoner b**h is like a dream to me She be so fine I gotta make this little fly Stoner b**h all mine [Chorus] {Potluck} I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner b**h I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner b**h (repeat x2) Some men they wanna girl Whos gotta nice face Big a** titties and a slim a** waist Some men they wanna girl Who they know can cook and clean Take care of the kids and hook a steak up in between Some men they wanna girl Who can be a freak in bed s** a good dick and put they legs behind they head But me I wanna stoner b**h who always got a blunt The type of girl that love to smoke and sk**z at rollin up {Daddy X} I got a stoner b**h Shes the queen of the green She licks my nut sac Like she licks the blunt baby we Always stoned at the pad Up at rollers rollin green Fat airtight joints shes a rollin machine Shes a queen and Im a Kottonmouth King And we fiends for the green And the s** in between The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy We be high in the sheets f**in stoned pickin daisies Its amazing and this is no fabrication Daddy X I got the finest stoner b**h in the nation And I put that on circa like my mothaf**in life Til d**h do us part shes my bud smoking wife [Talk] {Potluck} She was probably one of the best hoes If not thee best hoe I ever had What she would do is like little sh** that I like done Uh, havin my joint rolled and ready {johnny richter} Yeah rolled and ready pack and load it now its time to smoke And talk about my stoner b**h cuz man she aint no joke Lets get it straight dont ever let her hear you call her b**h Just like the lights go on and off her attitude will switch I got a fine lady love to blaze and sit some while and lay up on the couch with me when its getting close to game time My stoner ladys bad as f** And yes she likes to f** Like simon loves it when Im diggin deep inside her guts No macaroni and cheese please shell hit the store If we outta weed then shes out the door to make a score She be the love of my life I know shes down to ride My stoner baby maybe someday be my stoner wife [Chorus] I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner b**h I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner b**h (repeat x2) {Potluck} My stoner b**h got a** for days the munchies make her thick She help me grow my plants And she knows a couple tricks The type a b**h who never snitch And quick to light a spliff The type a b**h who takin trips And help me sell my sh** My girl she got a green thumb And round my green house She pickin up my pounds And she drive em down south Your girl is kinda bullsh** Ya no smoking with your spouse She gotcha watchin Oprah while you cuddle on the couch But me Im sayin f** a b**h Unless she wanna smoke Tell a couple funny jokes While she takes another toke Some girls will take a cherry stem and tie em with their tongue My girl will roll another blunt and smoke it til its done Your b**h is in the kitchen with some chickin shake n bake My b**h is takin bong hits and love the way I bake Cuz Im a stoner, you a stoner shes a stoner too And Im in love with stoner b**hes Just like you I need a stoner b**h