We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar (Daddy X) First of all Like to welcome y'all To the 13th annual Kottonmouth Ball Round here anything goes Whippies, Tippies, and Trickity Hoes Ba** tone Rattle ya bones SC tabs and fat bong loads Sun goes up and comes back down Got a little bit of everything floatin around (The Dirtball) We the Party Monsters setting the bar Dedicated to substance abuse, take a whiff of my jar It be the mix of a buncha different ways To get down, cop a buzz, and then spray Friends from the liquor that I'm poundin everyday Right now, partied up on the way to the bar So let's play You take a shot, I take a shot, You take a shot, We take a shot Hey We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar Party Monsters a special guest has just arrived Please direct your attention to the red carpet Here comes none other than the most sinister monster of them all, TECH N9NE (TECH N9NE) All the home girls love me at hooters I'm straight Uber MC searchin for that cooter They know my roto rooter's A straight shooter So we dippin and she packin a fat booter Baby all around the world I be hootin Same time I be soozin out the ooshin I mean ocean I threw back a couple of cold ones And I'm in motion Party pulsing, then I'm pokin Techa Nina gettin that loot, that we rolla Haters see me and they try to shoot, their Evola Cause I got their women, gettin lose Every hoe I'm gettin wet cause I make them say, ooh Areola We are party people We are what you call Self made party monsters So welcome to the bar