Kool Keith - NBA Superstar lyrics

"And the Rockets in the penalty, and that's one of the things we talked about Earlier. For a guy who you can see now is one of the greatest stars of the League, he is such a team first player, and such an unselfish player." "When you say that this guy is averaging right at 27 points a game. And then you Say that he's doing it in rebounding, and then also in a**ists. He's shooting 48% from the field, but in shot attempts he's under 18 a game. So he maximizes So that all of the rest of the guys who are playing with him are happy. Because He's not shooting a low percentage, he's not hogging the ball, he's not Breaking the patterns, he's staying within everything that we're doing." [Kool Keith:] I'm that busy Globetrotter, watch you turds skitty-scatter Do one titty matter? Your girl's an overweight mammal I work up court, y'all can D up on my handle I pee on your spot, take your startin slot Slam my co*k in your jaw 'til your bracelets and arms rot I will jerk off if her booty stink, cause my palm is hot The crowd watch me jump up and touch the 24 second clock You ain't no threat, youse a lucky come-up With a histerectomy from the second block Your wife smokin lookin for a second rock Nuts filled up to the top, you remember choc' Across the street from Donut King, maneuver with donut swing [Keith: voice lowered] Man you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home Man you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home Ask Paul Silas, the coach of Anthony and Jerome My pee stick to the floor I will block your baseline Your inbound lay-up no matter how much coke you put up your a** Even with a bunch of kids around you behind you you still can't stay up Come on f*ggot, take out your Tampax and crush your heart bra And set a new play up; man to man defense You move in a female sequence The type that's comin out of your jeans to make cameltoes Or throw up prints, I'm too dominatin Down low I kick the dirtiest things on hot rinse Make sure your bu*tcrack deal with the nail and hammer penetration I leave you backed up with rap constipation Everybody SCARED to move they bowels Get Haterade and I do suggest you use your towels Man you better leave basketball alone, and take your panties home Man you better leave basketball alone And go home and take your panties home [Kool Keith:] I'll be at the All-Star practice with turds on top of your chick's mattress Full speed, doo-doo mode~! Y'all ain't the big dogs, full stretched out You right and curly walkin around in poodle mode Tractor trailer back up y'all pick up a giant, DOO-DOO LOAD Truck stop Flying J-er Season tickets man you can't sit next to me the Mayor You gas abuser, you need a PT Cruiser Dance around the keyboards like the great Bob Moog-ah [voice lowered:] Man, you better leave basketball alone and take your panties home Man, you better leave, basketball alone, and take yo' panties home "And the Rockets in the penalty, and that's one of the things we talked about Earlier. For a guy who you can see now is one of the greatest stars of the League, he is such a team first player, and such an unselfish player." "When you say that this guy is averaging right at 27 points a game. And then you Say that he's doing it in rebounding, and then also in a**ists. He's shooting 48% from the field, but in shot attempts he's under 18 a game. So he maximizes So that all of the rest of the guys who are playing with him are happy. Because He's not shooting a low percentage, he's not hogging the ball, he's not Breaking the patterns, he's staying within everything that we're doing."