Kool Keith - sh** Stains lyrics

[Kool Keith slowed: x2] sh** stains, that's what they are No charisma, you'll never be a star [Kool Keith with continued voice modulation:] I told you before when Trev and Harry turned they a** on me I fed the boys big steaks, give and ate the best of beef Toothpicks pluckin dog sh** out they teeth Gruesome gorilla who boo boo girls bowels move superstars MC's got it doo doo Get down, y'all know how the mayor sound Big player sound, throw feces at the windshield wiper You swing off the road with a diaper The sh** hit the wall, the studio formica The urine roll off the wall, bounce off the top of your head Drip on your cypher The Michael Jackson of rap with my f**in glove You n***az are bullsh**, turtledove You're low cla** turtle bugs f** them drinks at the pubs The jam comes like lightning dubs b**hes I been with before y'all can think about blondes Bustin they knees on rugs [Chorus] [This part is an uncredited rapper:] I am what I am dealin with rap, I'm a pro I'm laughin at you clowns that ain't got no flow Word on the street Trevor mark, Dave is a h*mo You beefin with Bobby Grind, n***a that's a no-no I'm like the real Cali n***az doin hits in low-lows I got a kite in jail sayin Harry I'll work for pro-pro Somebody said Trev got caught, f**in Romeo n***az talk tough but they hard tomato paper Look at me now motherf**er, I'm makin moves that's major I got a million daily flows how you want it now or later And Bobby always told me money and fame bring haters Just ask Wanda, what happened when I took her for a ride The p**y was so good, I pushed my love inside She gave it up when I nutted, she s**ed it up I said what about Trev she said "Daddy, he's off as f**" [Chorus]