Kool Keith - Captain Save Em lyrics

[Kool Keith: talking] Yeah All you ladies walkin around in the club With them fake engagement rings on Acting like you married The Captain is here We shall report to the front And all you guys acting like you real players Who always talk behind peopla back I never see you with no girls! It's gettin kinda strange, funny style Let the Captain begin [Kool Keith] White Stesson hat, fur manicure, matchin mink Makin NBA players start to think, who's that standin' over there Takin pictures for Rolling Stone magazine with a leash on a polar bear Sky blue suit from Milan, girls posin their executive area Acting like they don't see me, standin in front of me Walkin by me three or four times Showin me views of they Victoria Secret thongs, tryin to turn me on Eyewitness news interrupt the Shane Mosley fight Just to pan in closer to my shoes Televised, myself beyond cellular phones and buisness cards, I network Make the Billboard, number one singers and rappers People from RCA, Clive Davis net-hurt [Chorus - 2x] Save 'em (save 'em) Captain save 'em all (save 'em all) Save 'em (save 'em) Captain save 'em all (save 'em all) [Kool Keith] Cover my face with Rayban gla**es, from photographers I try to hide Ladies with lingerie cry, cause I wear protection won't come inside Places get empty when I leave Pay butlers 600 dollars a minute just to adjust my cufflinks, and my shirtsleave In 2003, in the double R, I lean metallic green Professional chauffeurs over my doors Women lust over my lyrics like basketball players NFL teams walk up unbenouced Excuse me! I'm talkin to Tristar Pictures right now Keyshawn Johnson I heard you a great football star I'm not plastic, but I'm on a conference call Talking to Michelle Phieffer and Ben Barene Go down stairs to the movie theaters Me and my old lady like the persuaders Morrie alligators, 800 combination flavors Countin presidents, we stand with cash mil's, like the Miz [Chorus - 2x] [Kool Keith] Jacuzzi bathtub, with a 24-second clock to take your panties down If not most girls get replaced by a sub Sent home, upscale in a limosine with a Subway sandwich and a dub erased from the system I move better, collared shirt made of leather Why would you be walking around Beverley Hills wearin pleather? With lights, camera, action A part of my MCing is a small fraction Strong machines coming on Greyhound from Memphis Girls screamin at the Captain, "I wanna be saved!" Me and Barbara Streisand walking down the corridor, with more (And so much to offer) [Chorus - 2x] Save 'em! (save 'em)