Kool Keith - No Stress lyrics

[Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X] No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa [Kool Keith] I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound Throw your keyboards into the wall, piss on your perception Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call sh** on your best creation Ask the generous family, I'ma sh** on your extravagant demonstration Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice Put your a**hole on the shelf for a 99 cent price Five minutes to light up your a** like Uncle Ben rice Carolina in the burgundy and white box You can't eat Uncle Ben twice It's like seein the f**ed up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice [Chorus] [Kool Keith] The pop-o-lar pissmaster, Kool Keith A.K.A., the lineup on the list master You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the sh**master? Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline n***az with asthma Anything sh**ty comin on the radio I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you ba*tards Eliminate your vision on TV Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that b**h backwards I fast forward your sh**, count myself the green Wristband around my head, block your f**in dunk shot Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks With apples and grape Now or Laters Break you motherf**ers in half like chico stix MC toys, DJ put 'em together I tell 'em straight f** the Coleco mix [Chorus] [Kool Keith] Motherf**ers wanna rap about space helmets and sh** You can't tell me sh** Give me the letters n***a, can't even spell me the sh** All rappers run they f**in lips I work that motherf**in microphone f** showin you the sk**, you c**aine-a** n***a You blow and you feel, skinny legs motherf**er I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal My style choco [Outro] No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa No stress, cholesterol No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa No stress, cholesterol