Kool Keith - Kiss My Ass lyrics

[Kool Keith] Yeah, motherf**in Kool Keith I'm doin this motherf**er I'ma get in this motherf**er I'm worser than chocolate Ex-Lax kid I'll blow out your a**hole On some Mt. Helen volcano type sh** Dare your girl to try to act fly at the Na**au Coliseum concert Defend your emotions when I attack f** the words of the monkeys back and forth Singers and rappers, I'm guaranteed like "5 Fingers of d**h" Reach in your stomach with the iron fist You can't f** with the iron wrist Cup of soup noodle n***az Talkin sh**, you on my lyin list Your makeup is Mac Everybody against the wall, before I piss on your bu*tcrack Plastic ba*tards I cover your staff members with battery acid Five people in one motherf**er I'm drastic Like a b**h who do a fast kick [Chorus] Kiss my a** n***a (kiss my a** n***a) {*repeat 3X*} [Kool Keith] You get meaner, with that bullsh** you talk Tie rappers up in the basement like preacher Scrub your f**in forehead with brillo pads Gasoline is my ammo Wipe you motherf**ers up with gla** cleaner Three bottles of Pine Sol, sh** on your mixtape I'll catch you at the mall Lookin more fake whack-a** wigga I used to sh** on your babysitters Shut the f** up, piss all over your transmitters Motherf** a garbage-a** n***a Screamin over your music, fu*k YOU New York makes you bitter, type of f*ggot a** n***a To sit in cat litter, everybody s** my dick Playin one or two n***az Look in the mirror doc, I'm on your time clock Always inkin a deal Urinate on your paper when I sign dots Your CD's up at Universal in a cardboard box Stop f**in borin me With overnight n***az, with no stories Motherf**ers gettin they first model b**h I'm on Simmons level, I sh** on your Pave j**elry From the Brightling to the Jacob to the Rolex None of these Sesame Street Big Bird Oscar n***az can fool me Been eatin chinese food, with Greg Nice Can't stop the f**in hustle, my lyrics are Smooth B [Chorus]