Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Keep It Swingin' lyrics

Yeah kid Kool G Rap definitely in the house My man DJ Polo's out here in the house And we gon' kick the flavor to you one more time [MC Ricky D] (Like this) [VERSE 1: Kool G Rap] Lyrics that I'm bringin keep you swingin like a monkey Music is so dope, you'll be one funky junky G Rap is the name, "Keep it Swingin'" is the title (?) dance DJ Polo is your idol Here's somethin you can bump inside your jeep and keep it thumpin You're probably with a little crooked hooker I be humpin I haven't been out lately but you s**ers cannot play me The K, the double o, the l, the G, the R, the a-p From time to time I'm through with s**ers, reppin when I'm steppin I'm tellin you don't sleep because I always keep a weapon I run up on your block packin a Glock automatic n***as act like they want it, then I'm lettin n***as have it I'm (?) misses but I never kissed a mister I reminisce I miss playin the twister with your sister See, Polo keeps you hoppin, I just keep your fingers poppin The daddy does the shoppin and your mommy does the moppin I rag and tag and drag and bag a hooker in a minute You offer me the bully, better believe I'm goin up in it I put a hooker lips right on my tip so she could sip it Then takin off the gear, then I just tear it and I rip it She's not givin me head, within the bed is where I take her So humpin as I'm pumpin and I'm shootin like a Laker I'm bangin, all my fingers touch your bu*ton, got you singin Showin I let off to leave em hangin, keep it swingin [CHORUS] Keep it swingin like a monkey [Dres] (Swing it like this, swing it like that) Keep it swingin (Swing it like this, swing it like that) Keep it swingin Keep it swingin like a monkey (Swing it like this, swing it like that) Keep it swingin (That) (that) (that) (that) Music is so dope, you'll be one funky junky [VERSE 2: Kool G Rap] I know a girl, Abbey and Abbey is a hippie She likes to sit the teepee so I call her Mississippi I thought that I should keep her but she's a half-stepper So Abbey met a boy named Peter Piper pick a pepper Now Peter was a p**y and he made her be hyper See, Peter picked peppers but he would never pipe her So one day Abbey went to Peter, told him stop pickin She opened up her bu*ty and Peter put his tip in Peter started pumpin with a powerful aggression Peter pushed to pull and Abbey finished the session Peter said, "Ah Abbey, how I'm doin?" she said, "Sloppy The way you pump your Peter you will never be a poppy Peter got pissed off and said, "Least my hair ain't nappy" Abbey said, "Now that (? ) Peter, are you happy? He took a sip of ripple so he could really rip her Pulled down his zipper, pulled out his big dipper Peter put in his pecker and started to pump He made Abbey so happy she started to jump A month later stretch marks begin to welp up Peter called Dr. Pepper to come over and help her Abbey caught an appetite, Peter fed her supper To keep her awake he had to get (? ) Dr. Pepper came and he told Peter, "Maybe You and Abbey's gonna have a baby" Swing it [CHORUS] [VERSE 3: Kool G Rap] I rip up, blow you rappers like little pieces of paper I book and then I look at all you hookers get the vapors So press up on me, hoe, cause I'm a pro, not a beginner No frontin on a stunt, I go up in her like a winner You know I'm with whatever, if you s**ers got some static We can solve it with revolvers or we bring some automatics I never riff, I smoke em like a spliff when I get with em So shorty, let's get naughty and just kick that different rhythm (Swing it like this, swing it like that) Keep it swingin I drop you like a brick, you go and kick it to your mother Cause like Paul Simon said, there's 50 ways to leave your lover So if you think you're gettin to my bank I find another If I can't make a hit I take the sh** out on your brother I'm always strapped because I put a cap up in a n***a And some n***as are bigger so I'm quick to pull a trigger Bang-bang-bang and now your eardrums I'm ringin Next time you wanna step to me you better keep it swingin