[Intro] (Laugh track) "There are other people at this table.." "Oh, you're right. Any requests?!" [Hook x4] Fresh Prince Fresh Prince, Fresh Prince, Fresh Prince [Verse 1] Meet the architecture Think about your father I'm a father figure Take a lot of pictures They last longer Flash on ya Wax off Miyagi like Crossroads Karate type, let the Kid live The Fresh Prince young restless Young guest list And for my next trick I'm Desi Arnaz Babalu, tell me who to sock it to I know what I wanna do Dynamite, Napoleon, Waterloo China white Stoli brand vodka juice Dying to life Holy land, what a view Urban plan, Persian sand, perfect tan Verse in hand Curses in cursive Worship damn Many, any, all, never a penny fall [Hook] [Verse 2] Too legit to quit b**h, it's hammertime Hammered up on that bammer Damnertime Banana time, y'all Chiquiters, tweeters Kool A.D. speaker, woofer Sonically, ironically stupid What are you, Cupid? With a weak a** bow & arrow you couldn't shoot it Get used to it Get loose and juice to it Oops, whoop-dee-whoop The new blues music Kool the new Cuban doob Being rude to you The equalizer, known to be visual Gimmie all of your money and gimmie all of your residuals Rice, the best [?] Kool A.D. nice with the taste they like [?] essay writer [Hook]