Knockout Theory - Miss Antarctica lyrics

I'm the best of the best, but my social life's a wreck I've got a Ph.D in Cosmetology and I'm about to crack from the stress I see fifty beauty queens on the screen and I'm really quite perplexed 'Cause I've been throwing up 24-7 and I still don't look like that f** It makes you really put it in perspective About these things that we all hold dear Still, I can't wait to see who wins this year Take a look to your left, to your right And you'll see the scars of a broken childhood They're not gonna' make it on their own The simple things like these are not as they were meant to be and They leave us standing here just stupid and obscure I said I wanna be, I wanna be Miss Antarctica Give me a crown and have me f**ing prance around I like cruising the mall and long walks on the beach But I'll change if you want – I could want world peace I wanna be Miss America, sorry, 'Antarctica' I guess it's really hard to stop bad habits All the boozing and the one night stands Nothing changes with a title in your hands 'Cause I'm sure the rest accomplished something Saved the f**ing world from a nuclear scare But you're too strung out about your hair I guess that days like these were long time coming, yes siree, well They leave us standing here just stupid and obscure I said I wanna be, I wanna be Miss Antarctica Give me a crown and have me f**ing prance around I like cruising the mall and long walks on the beach But I'll change if you want – I could want world peace I wanna be Miss America, sorry, 'Antarctica' (repeats after dialogue)