Kle Shay - Shabba lyrics

[Verse 1: A$AP Teej] Short n***a, but my dick tall! Plus I got some big balls b**hes holler when I walk into the school hall Saying sh** like "Oh my God, is he Jude Law?" Next thing you know, they be s**ing on my big dong And taking pain medication for their broke jaw After that I'll probably watch Monday Night Raw Bout to change cities, like I'm f**ing Chris Paul Accent change TJ be mobbin' all day Just kidding, I'm well behaved Got my n***as from back in the day All day we playing 2K Suddenly I'm Jamaican How the f** does that happen? I never did quite like Big Pun In fact I'll take Kreayshawn See me coming your way Bout to take a big dump when I'm coming your way You can s** my dick Because you're a b**h You ain't gon' do sh** Because I'm the sh** And your a** I'll kick Then I'll lick your grandma's clit Shabba! [Hook: A$AP Teej] Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! One hit wonder, like I'm Shabba Ranks! One gold ring, like I'm Brian Scalabrine Two Rottweiler's, like I'm Michael Vick! [Hook: Kle Shay] Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! Riding di riddim, like I'm Shabba Ranks! Two gold rings, like I'm Lebron James All gold everything, like I'm Trinidad James [Verse 2: Kle Shay] Skinny cracker with a sick flow But this sh** was accidental Let me write your p**y poems with my pencil Case you ain't noticed, I got excellent credentials All you p**y n***as hating, acting menstrual Bet I could f** you up, no consensual All you other rappers trying, I'm the best though I know you mad, but why you acting like a b**h though?! Kle Shay be mobbin' all day But only in GTA No bullets be poppin', no panties be droppin' Cause my swag is a fantasy But I ain't even mad though Being a gentleman's great Plus I got a bad girl Who quite frankly is out of my league, cause I play right, like William Shakespeare Gettin dem collegium dame's, dem They be givin brilliant brain, damn Uh yeah, these are over exaggerations But you know I got your girl to bang Up on my banana Know I'm her freakin favorite sanga, so I take the stage Givin boo-koo Ori's like Topanga, put in her labia She feeling great, and she say, I'm her loverman Shabba! [Hook: Kle Shay] Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! "You're never gonna find another one, I'll be your loverman" like I'm Shabba Ranks 2 mad b**hes, like I'm Chris Brown and Drake 1 missing tooth, like I'm Mick Foley Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! Kle Shay, A$AP Teej and Shabba Ranks! This Is A CD Too, with Shabba Rank Let your family hear it, see what your Mamma Thinks [Verse 3: Kle Shay] I saw Sha-Sha-Shabba at Carrabba's He was drinkin a Martini, and eatin' Lasagna He had his iPod blarin', it was Rihanna He said "Kle Shay why you starin brada?" Cause I wanna! Yo it's Shay's Rebellion, b**hes And all you on the hit list Call me Rap God, or track martyr, it don't make a difference All the ladies on me, and I put 30 on my wishlist They say Kle Shay what you want for Christmas? Hoe hoe hoes... b**hes Kle Shay be runnin VA TJ be runnin VA Neither one of us runnin VA The govenor's runnin VA We don't give a f** what you say Unless you say that we look gay Why did you say that we look gay? Stop being an a**hole... Shabba! [Hook: Kle Shay] Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! Don't blame me when the condom breaks Got yo chicks dancin in my crib, no Harlem Shake This song is so repitive, Shabba Ranks Shabba Ranks! Shabba Ranks! I can say anything at this point, Llama Cakes Literally, I can say whatever, Obama's gay f** it, I'm just done with this song... taco break