C'mon yeah, we're scaring We're going to bad and say bad evil things I'm swagging b**h, I'm iced up I'm swagging b**h, I'm iced up Swag b**h, I'm iced up b**h, we're incredible Hey mommy ? I'm trying to forget this idiot who keeps doing me wrong He only responds when I talk about satan on the blog And the pictures of the reaper, jiggling a**es, and thongs I'm sorry I don't have that cause I don't even own one I'm not the queen of fashion, but I'm sitting on the throne ? the bruises, I said don't worry about it But I like more so please hurry and he was about it So we spent like thirty seconds being flirty, getting sweaty And I regret it I mean I liked it but I wasn't ready I guess I didn't want him around me but I'm a softy So I let him call me and buy me coffees at my work My job is just to flirt and sell glitter So make your skirt a little shorter, Kitty, don't be a quitter I'm not so sure that we're all alone here I think I'm in love with everyone I'm not so sure that we're all alone here I think I'm in love with everyone But I'm really not I'm really rotting on a swing set Repeatedly every Monday as I wonder why my mommy's so mean to me And then Tuesday I said you could abuse me But you would rather not So uh you lose me My interests, and on Wednesday I call up all my friends they hate me too, they make me get wasted And the next day I don't care what all your texts say Cause all I care about is acing tests and getting the best grades In my cla** and I ? on thursdays to kick my a** But I have to balance between studying and boys that I make pa**es at Sounds like I'm a teaser, a walk about skank But the reason is that I have nothing to write songs about anymore I don't have cars, guns, or who*es to talk about And at this point I can't even think of any metaphors I should just take a break from school or something And that really fell apart towards the end Just quit my job, let's quit my job Eh I don't know Stay in school, that's what I have to do Cause I don't have an option This is a song about nothing It's Seinfeld Musical Seinfeld