This is your first lesson in stress relief Breathe. . . Everyday I'm feeling like this Everyday I am high Settle down and have a smoke, son Tell me what's on your mind This is getting to be so frustrating Getting high is helping my life I am not a criminal Exhale. . . Now don't you feel a lot better? Do you feel cleansed inside? I can tell you're stoned, son It's time to restart your mind This is getting to be so irritating They want to arrest me cause I get high I am not a criminal Not guilty