Kirby Krackle - Comic Shop lyrics

[Kirby Krackle] I'll take you to the comic shop Show you all the bills I drop When I grab my pull list box Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah) [Kristina] I'll take you to the comic shop Boy variants are what I bought I'll keep spending all I got Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah) [Verse 1: Kirby Krackle] You can have it your way, how do you want it You can wait for the trade or you can back issue on it Appeal rising, as you go head off to Dark Horse Reading Dr. Horrible and rooting for Bad Horse I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you reading X-Men, I'll be reading X-Men Witchblade, FF, Usagi Yojimbo Mainstream, Indy, or whatever you into Got my eye on you, I'm the Strange Doctor Have your friends teasing you 'bout how nerdy I gotcha Wanna test my geek knowledge, girl, no problem Like Batman's crime scenes, girl I'll solve ‘em I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to this place They know me by name, they get me birthday cake I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can There were a ton of Iron Fists yeah before Danny Rand (ha ha) [Kirby Krackle] I'll take you to the comic shop Show you all the bills I drop When I grab my pull list box Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah) [Kristina] I'll take you to the comic shop Boy variants are what I bought I'll keep spending all I got Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah) [Bridge: Kirby Krackle & Kristina] Girl what we read (what we read) And what we buy (and what we buy) Unlike other guys (other guys) I'm ‘pressed with your pull list size (oh yeah) [Verse 2: Kirby Krackle] Read Walking Dead, girl, nice and slow Wanna hear my favorite part, here you go It's when Rick _______ and a ______ jail ______________ and they ran off I see you walk through the door and the boys they whisper It's like a race girl to see who helps you quicker Heads turn like a spinner rack gathering your books Fanboys tripping off your nerdy good looks You read the right books at the right time Tastes congruent, your favorite heroes are mine So reflective on the pa**ing of the Elf She bought a mini bust to put up on her figure shelf As long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping Buy every book on the shelf, bag & board ‘em and box ‘em Hanging with this girl's just like meeting my soul mate Makes me wish every single day was a Wednesday [Kirby Krackle] I'll take you to the comic shop Show you all the bills I drop When I grab my pull list box Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah) [Kristina] I'll take you to the comic shop Boy variants are what I bought I'll keep spending all I got Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah) [Kirby Krackle] I'll take you to the comic shop Show you all the bills I drop When I grab my pull list box Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah) [Kristina] I'll take you to the comic shop Boy variants are what I bought I'll keep spending all I got Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)