Kirby Krackle - Zombie Apocalypse lyrics

I'm walking in the mini mart there's food on the floor There's carts everywhere, there's blood on the door I just want to buy some snacks and get back home But these ghouls are trying to eat my bones When I finally get home I turn on the TV The undead on the evening news is all I can see So I pop in a movie and I try to relax Listen to me while I tell you some facts Fact The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week The internet is always down, Can't update the Twitter stream The Zombie Apocalypse, It wouldn't be so bad If these zombies hadn't bitten my mom & dad I decapitated them and now they're buried in back I called my friend to see if he could come by my place By the time he reached my door he was missing his face I feel kind of bad that I did not let him in But without his lips he still had a grin The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week It's hard to watch the Daily Show Over all the cries and screams Zombie Apocalypse, I'd rather fight a shark I read in a book that you can punch 'em in the eye But sharks aren't my problem, yeah, and zombies are I've never seen so many girls outside without their clothes on Normally I'd think that's awesome but it's actually a turn off Cause I'm not in to necrophilia, that's a fact Zombies moving slow, I feel like Jackie Joyner Kersey Like the popular kid in school and everybody wants a piece of me But they can't, cause I like my pieces intact It's getting kinda lonely out here by myself Food's running low, there's dust on the shelf But at least I have the voices arguing in my head Which is much better than being undead