Kirby Krackle - Teabagged lyrics

Teabagging, it's what I gotta do It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you, I'm just sick of losing and dying all the time. Teabagging, cause I'm k**ed by little kids I get so frustrated cause I can never win, So when I finally k** one I want them to never forget... I've only got a moment for this embrace, When you can see my squating on your stupid little face And I know that you'll respawn in time, But for now your carca** is all mine I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head, But if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead Because I know that in a second you'll find me again.... Then I'll be getting TEABAGGED! Teabagged! Teabagged, oh no, oh yea! Teabagging, it's not like I am proud It's just a result of not running with the crowd I remember controllers with less bu*tons than my TV remote Teabagging, not like when we were young, Back in the day we just played and played for fun Now it's cussing and yelling and sniping you fellow man I've only got a moment for this embrace, When you can see my squating on your stupid little face And I know that you'll respawn in time, But for now your carca** is all mine I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head, But if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead Because I know that in a second you'll find me again.... Then I'll be getting TEABAGGED! Teabagged, oh no, oh yea! The world is getting teabagged The universe is teabagged Interplanetary teabagged Metaphysically teabagged Teabagging, it's what I gotta do It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you, It's not my invention it's more just a sign of the times.