Kinky Machine - Christopher lyrics

You never really looked certain In a rented wedding suit from burton's; You kicked a football into the net curtains And broke your mother's heart. You used to be the family favourite But now you keep on keeping up the neighbours Selling e's to all the cheesy quavers The smiths died with tom jones Colchester christopher, Sweetness and vinegar, Gold rings and new trainers to Grey borstal pullover; Always someone getting on your nerves, Making jokes you shouldn't have overheard There's always someone asking to get hurt With your snooker stick Colchester christopher Sweetness and vinegar Gold rings and new trainers to Grey borstal pullover Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Colchester christopher Sweetness and vinegar Gold rings and new trainers to Grey borstal pullover Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Christopher from colchester Was a born f-f-f-failure Christopher from colchester Time off for good behaviour Christopher from colchester Was a born f-f-f-failure Christopher...