Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret lyrics

(kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west) Well, i pulled into dallat on a cold december day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon caf Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say: Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. Well, i walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean, The waitret said, And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette! Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. You're the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home ? No, i come all the way from houton and i feel so all alone. I used to live in autin then i come up to big d In hopes to get my big break on national tv. Honey, i think i have what it takes to make you a star Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.