Kinks - Ordinary People lyrics

[Star] I am the image maker. I am the magic Maker. I can turn the most ordinary Man in the world into a star. to prove My point I am going to find the most Mundane little man and turn him into Celebrity. Hmm! this looks like a Suitably uninteresting house. I wonder If there's anybody here with enough Star quality? He presses the doorbell. [Star] Hello. what's your name? [Wife] Andrea. [Star] Oh, that's a nice name. what's your Husband's name? [Wife] Norman. [Star] His name's norman. that sounds Ordinary enough. I would like you to Join in a unique experiment with me. I am going to take norman's place for A few days. I 'm going to research his Ordinary dull little existence. [Wife] Oh you can't come in now! the place Is in a terrible mess! [Star] That doesn't matter. I want you to act Normally. I want you to treat me as if I Were Norman. I am going to sacrifice My normal flamboyant life style and Become ordinary, boring little Norman For a few days. Ordinary people It's like another world, being here with you, It's quite a trip for me, so this is reality. I'm studying every movement, I'm trying to learn the part, Now I want you to be natural, just relax and be as you are, 'Cause it's all for art, I want to observe the ordinary people Tomorrow I shall become norman, I shall go to his office, Mix with his workmates. And if they ask any questions I shall say I'm doing research for one of my songs. Norm and and I are changing places And I'm going to make him a star, So I'm throwing away my stage suit