Took my girl home the other night Got myself in an awful fight She said, "Doux, doux, darlin' Won't you please come in?" Her old lady socked me with a rollin' pin And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Mon, the first time she hit me She knocked me down Wouldn't even let me get off the ground I tried to tell of the rules of Queens bury She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me" And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, mon, talk about eternity That's what that encounter seemed to me She started to sneeze and I started to run Gone like a bullet from a machine gun And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon You should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again