King T - Act a Fool lyrics

[ VERSE 1 ] It's Friday night on the streets of L.A I'm goin' out, been hangin' 'round the house all day So i take me a shower, dress like a big daddy Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my Caddy Armor on my wheels, shine up my Daytons Check my 12-gauge, I see jackers just waitin Got in my car, rolled up the tinted gla** Looked for my Zapp tape to pop in my dash Can't find it, forget it, went under my seat Found my old fired tape of the song "Knee Deep" So I popped it in, then I pumped it up Love hearin' Funk because Disco s**s Body got chills when the ba**es started poundin' I took off because I'm goin' to town, and Won't be back 'til mornin', don't have to go to school (Better get ready) I'm finna act a fool [ VERSE 2 ] Now I'm on the move, got a grand in my pocket Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket Heard the dial tone, so I dialed up Aladdin He answered the phone and said "What's up?" I said "What's happenin" He said, "Where you been? I been tryin' to get in touch The party's in Watts," I said, "I don't give a f**" "If you wanna go, just wear neutral colors If anybody asks you, just tell 'em you're my brother" Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco A pack of Dentyne and I pulled out a 10 And said, "f** it, Super Socco and gin I'm finna act a fool" [ VERSE 3 ] Now I'm drivin down Compton on my way to get Aladdin Feelin' like a pimp till my tape started draggin' It's a old tape anyway, it ain't no thing Pulled it out and slapped in Dana Dane Got to Aladdin's house and I honked my horn He said, "When we comin' back?" I said, "6 n tha morn" So he got in the car, lookin' half-dead So I gave him my Cisco and took the 40 to the head Now I'm feelin' tipsy, and I'm headed for Watts But wait, what do I see sittin' at the bus stop? Sexy Susanna, had a bu*t that k**s Pretty long hair, but they say it's not real Aladdin yelled "You fake tramp!" She threw a rock in my gla** So I got out my car and drop-kicked her a** I checked out my window, everything was cool She was lucky I was nice and I didn't act a fool [ VERSE 4 ] We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerk Got out my car, pressed the clip so the alarm would chirp After that we made our way, I tried not to fall Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl Got to the door, and what spots my eye? My homeboy Mr. Prince, and he's smokin' some Thai So I stumbled his way and said, "Hey, pa** the J" I took a hit then a hit from my mouth spray This girl asked me to dance, but I told the hoe no 'Cause she was on my tip 'cause of my big gold rope But it seems she got offended - that's splendid Before she starts somethin', I just slap her and end it 'Cause I feel like a gangster, and I just don't care About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake j**elry All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me I get nutty, act a fool when I want to Run up when I'm drunk and I just might pump you Take your car, your wife, keep talkin', your life Beat you down like a cluck and have you smokin' the pipe (You know why? 'Cause I'm cool) (Well, k** me! Shoot me, muthaf**a! *gunshots* Pie-yow! Ah sh**!) (I gotcha) (Oh goddamn)