King of the Dot - Loe Pesci vs Bender lyrics

[Round 1: Bender] Now who's this dope emcee the flows deadly But won't bet me cause he chokes heavy Throat trembling won't hold steady Got no memory, OH! That's Raj Kumar Sup little buddy wanna see who's bout it bout it The fans needed to see it so I say we keep it 1000 First of we need to address this I know there's no getting around it If I told you once I told you a million times that hooker was dead when I found it Now name another clash that's been as highly anticipated Type of cla**ic match we might reach a million plays with If you feel you're on top egos might need to get deflated And that's a long drop when you get knocked off quicker then every rhyme scheme I innovated Like let me guess you brought some sort of sorry player to flip Well lord be praised I'm sure its great of course you'll make it legit I'm here to take your a** to school this year the chorus got changed up a bit I'm half slashing to black and blue before half way through the orientation begins I sneak into Raj Kumars dads apartment while he at the bar I slide a wad of C4 into the lava lamp then dart You walk in one flick of the switch turn that crib to Kandahar See I don't need no MasterCard just to setup a plastic charge His first language French he a International star He had a battle in Quebec with a Paris cat named Black apart But you ain't gotta be bilingual just to know which won but one Called you an incest survivor Pesci cause you got licked with your mother tongue Good Lord I need some better competitors Dunny my blood pumping at a negative temperature He tripping on some fennel and mescaline anemia If he said he got Berettas or he letting the metal burst You're real Pesci cause you said you're a s**ual predator Said your weapon was Jennifer up on MSN messenger Keeps his face hidden like a Mexican wrestler So its not weapons hes referencing when he says hes never been registered b**h your 4 inch dicks been dormant Since before the stomach just absorbed it In a sick distorted twisted form of snatch that sh** is horrid How'd you get enormous at this rate by the time your kids get orphaned Youll have a layer so fat you won't detect the rigor mortis First round im f**in murdering Pesc Thats one zip and I ain't even gettin personal yet Lets go! [Round 2: Bender] He couldn't get a gig in his hometown but since Pesci knows me I set him up to rock with Boot Camp and M.O.P Ghostface, Raekwon too much stuff to mention You forget all that some how guess that's a stupid f**ing question So you don't even know whats good for you Name a rap show you got paid that I didn't book for you When our careers started Kush was neck and neck with Flight Distance Since then you've got a little behind like White b**hes You need to get that thinkin cap to function Lately even your track all stink rap bout nothin Your Hindu fam can't touch us Osa's a lawyer that moved to Montreal That makes two of you that can't do the English language justice This between you and I though I won't front like the crews a rival But just match me bar for bar I bet the views go viral Yo y'all seen me lose the title we all saw you lose to Syco With all that sh** you talked how the f** arent you suicdal See I could forgive all the slip ups if this skid mark was new here But you supposed to be a vet so how you cruising for a deal When you known for dropping the ball more then Dick Clark on New Years Bringing your lawyer won't help the fact that your losing your appeal See I've been going insane trying to show constraint with a poker face for you holmes You ain't wrote a page since the Golden Age in the olden days he was dope Since his opponents make him choke on stage we've all grown impatience with Loes He went from local favorite to mostly hated to overrated to joke That sh** makes me face palm no Santa Cruz Skateboard Design Can't you show a little grace when you face your decline I'm so brainstorming enough to make a Rain forest thrive From undergrowth to canopy, acorns to vines When Vendetta came I had my game organized I stepped on the plane and aimed for the sky You's in yo moms purse scrounging up $8.45 Tryin to pay for a dime like a mail order bride That's good though cause T-Rex would have murked you no hesitation Like if I take this French guys head off, is that separation? See how the f** you thinks you fit to go a round or two When God removing a rib couldn't take that b**h outta you f** outta here! [Round 3: Bender] You said you ah rigged the judging for Scott Free that's fine The two of them that actually spoke English said that I had it by a landslide Pesco don't act like you the better man We both been getting a** from those same old Bender fans Now how you trying to hold a candle to the best Crossing Mike jaws of life get you mangled in the flesh You make songs about how you ball lets get reality in check Cause you been lying on those track like a damsel in distress You've lived in a slum of a bachelor pad with your pops since before grade school If I showed a photo to Social Services they'd probably threaten to take you Your walls are lined with posters of Camouflage and Atom Bombs That you would high five on your way to work if you ever had a job In Oakland all your punches were on Bay Area rappers London strictly soccer jokes just to muster up some laughter You just Wiki search the city your in when you battle out of town But got the nerve to clown on rappers you say just pander to the crowd Pesci get your shine box for these top sneakers Keep that eye co*k or end up with Cyclops features I brought expensive heat like a firearms dealer Now the pressures on you feeling like a python squeezed ya Any match this guy encountered this guy got ethered His minds gone his spines lost he can't relying on neither Ever since this dummy went from getting high off reefer To mixing Ox with Yak without a livestock breeder And he'll tell you he's some kind of mastermind that made a sacrifice for me hardly You ain't fed me sh** i came to bite the hand that tried to starve me And true I would of never stepped into this league if your b**h a** never begged me So if it helps you sleep at night we can tell the fans you made me like I was sewn together by the hands of my Father sprang to life with a lightning strike And a tank of ice water but I was never tranquilized proper Now the doctors getting strangled by the anger side of his Frankenstein monster You can not be serious Pesci after all the years we've been friends You waddled here from Quebec just to volunteer for your d**h You thought your lyrics were fresh but got you zero respect Last 5 battles been your most soft appearances yet Dog once you had now its got you clearly depressed See on coming traffic and wanna veer to the left Ever since I stopped feeding you lines you've been bottom tier at your best Now the chickens come home to roost and the hawk is here to collect Years of abuse got your brain all shriveled Punch lines got you feeling like a H-Bomb hit you Have you crawling on the ground like your legs all crippled Til I choke you the f** out.. yo.. I choke you the f** out.... Have you crawling on the ground with your legs all crippled Then I choke you the f** out... (Pesci)Without a baseball signal! Time!