King of the Dot - Rone vs. Marv Won lyrics

[Round 1: Rone] So Emmitt Smith is how I cut at you, but I don't need a .22 I'm here to take a dump on you and blame it on the stomach flu I am here to flummox you Really bring the thunder through You'll get finished like this basement WHICH BY THE WAY IS WONDERFUL! Yeah, I brought my manners today So f** what he's rapping about Marvin, take notes, that's how you compliment the man of the house But I can steal any b**h he's with By saying, "Your man's impotent" Simpletons bag Simpletons I'm taking that idiot She's gonna have fingerprints right on her damn cli*oris She'll get the hardwood like this flooring WHICH BY THE WAY IS MAGNIFICENT! I let that musket co*k for that mustard rock Cornwall to this cornball and he's husking stocks I'll get your onion rocked and your funion popped One week prep, I'm spitting gibberish and it's f**ing hot I got a coffin for this p**y, but that's just a box f** a domey, I got homies We ain't slumping shots One will slump his ribs, another slumps his top You can find out if the white man can jump or not I mean, what are you supposed to be Marvin? One of those new scary rappers? Just a human What are you supposed to be? One of those new scary rappers? Your pay grades are low by tooth fairy standards Your whole squad gets gwap like blueberry ranchers You couldn't get on in Detroit if you blew Barry Sanders You know what he gets credit on? The Internet and message boards You know what he doesn't get credit on? His f**ing credit score! But I'm not a shooter like Tony Parker It's not on safety like Roman Harper But I am here to f** up the game like I'm Joey Crawford So I marvel at the fact they thinking Marv is marvelous You are nothing but a comic and not the type that Marvel is This will be Greek to you, but I am the Spawn of Artemis and Spartacus I find Achilles heels and rip through tendons and the cartilage And that's exactly why Rone's here So you don't wanna go there This is a lovely environment for a sleepover But you finna leave your soul here [Round 1: Marv Won] So it's Marv versus...the hard hitting poet So now y'all can watch the poet get hit hard I'm sneezing on all the Halloween candy Rone I'm giving you nothing but sick bars I bet you got a lot of jokes about my weight Probably how I'm wider than six cars And that hurts Because fat people make gym appointments It's just you know, life happens and sometimes we miss ours But who are you to judge me? Roney baby the prince soon to be the king If you had a kid I'd punch Roney's baby in the face Because I know he wouldn't do a thing Except call the law There's not a cop that Roney wouldn't ring He could be playing tee ball Bases loaded, no outfielders and Roney still wouldn't swing I'm not judging him...it's cool He's just not that type of guy He likes trucker hats and Pabst Blue Ribbon He's American as apple pie Damn...somebody said "pie" Wait, wait, wait. I did. My bad Well f** it, I'll take a slice al la mode I'm like a Mexican moving company For the right price I'll unload Keep thinking I'm the actor...until you find yourself trying out for the role I'm heartless I'll leave you brainless with this metal Take your courage and ease on down the road I'm lying/lion I would never want to seal my friend's fate What I look like putting hands on Rone? Do I work at Penn State? He be like, "Look, Jerry touched me. Okay? He rarely f**ed me And on the times that he did, it was cheeses and wine and soft music He made me feel very lucky" And I'm like, "Rone. You grown You can like what you like But to me that seems fairly yucky" That's when he snaps like, "SHUT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! I CAN TELL THAT JERRY LOVED ME!" So dig it, I apologize to everybody who got k**ed in the fray We gon' take our time breaking Adam/atom down simply because Rone wasn't built in a day [Round 2: Rone] So let's address the elephant in the room Another fat person to battle? Are y'all f**ing with me? I don't get it What kind of monster do you want me to be? It's like you're serving him up to me like a slob on a paper plate But I swear to God I'm trying to be a good person And I'm not going to take the bait So guess what...I think it's great that you're fat You made a style from it No, I think it's really f**ing awesome man, you should be proud of it I mean, you shown in the right shirt and you're probably looking hench And I bet it's way more comfortable for you to sit on a wooden bench You have a shelf for all of your snacks Your cup can sit on your gut And I bet you're way more comfortable through all the wintery months I mean, girls want to hug you...you got that teddy bear effect You smell nice Anytime you wanna jerk off you can look down and stare at a pair of tits I mean, you can wear f**ing sweat pants on any day that you pick And I heard that being fat provides much needed energy when you're sick I bet you're proud of your...wait/weight I'm getting a text It said, "f** him. Don't give him any respect." Of all the enemies threats, well you're the heaviest yet So I'm gonna cut through all the fat and I'm get at his neck Back when he was a kid He used to beg for a ride and never went Couldn't fit on the pegs of a bike On roller coasters, you can't fit your legs on a ride Marvin, your body shaped like an egg on its side Think about it. Think about it for a second. It's huge I mean every word I udder about your udders Your gut don't make you gutter You are the average fat guy You have a cookie cutter cookie cutter You're like a snowman come to life in flesh and blood MarvWon, one what? One metric ton? Beside your pair of D's, you're good at parodies son But I got a pair of D's for you...a pair of deez nuts! I mean, you have an online battle that's filmed against Eminem You look like you've been eating M&M's since like you trying to get revenge Bro, MarvWon of the Fat k**ers, we're not believing in your group And I'ma bring this sh** full circle in a meaty little loop Every fat person I done battled I done beat them 'til they're blue So who's more of a fat k**er? Is it me or is it you? [Round 2: MarvWon] Oh hard hitting poet You sound so intelligent when you rap No, like I really mean that Like honestly so eloquent when you snap You sound smooth Your opponents don't even see you setting them a trap You so conservative I bet you have a tattoo of an elephant on your back That's because he's republican and he hates black people When I first got the word that Rone wanted to battle me I was shook like, "Why?" We saw the footage We all know he don't do Goodz against n***as with personalities But here you are You get the looks we don't And I'm not sure if I can handle that You are the poster boy for white privilege You are the Christian Laettner of battle rap Rone, you are so white that I bet you enjoyed the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop You so white that you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance And afterwards you take your dates to the malt shop You are so white you tell bill collectors you don't have the money and the calls stop You so white that at sleep overs I bet you gave your Indian friends the blankets with the smallpox We not the same Rone I grew up around kids we sold d** and bust guns You grew up around people who's dads made the d** my friends sold and had trust funds Your life has been one big party Well now you got a plus one So when you see this rapper get choked and stuntered Don't mistake him for Lush One Now I'm showing up I'm show boating Rone, I'm up one You're a bad leprechaun You've lost your clover and your rabbit's foot It's looking like your lucks done I'm up here preaching beloved I'm feeling like Loaded Marv Lux Won And since you my man The box that I put you in I guarantee will be a plush one Again I want to apologize to everybody I k**ed in the the fray I'ma take my time breaking down Adam/Atom down Simply because Rone wasn't built in a day [Round 3: Rone] Yo, I thought that was a cool a** verse How you talked about how you got guns But let me remind you real quick This is hip hop and this is not fun Whenever I test my pupil All his attempts are futile At worst you're a dead broke son of a b**h At best you're frugal And there's a formula to beat you [?] left a loophole Like a five hole goal on a wrister from Jeffrey Lupal See you have no haymakers when you throw So what you call dat? And if you can't score a knockout you ain't all dat You never try nothing big cause it'll fall flat It's like a 15 round fight and f**ing all jabs It's like a big trip to nowhere dawg, we just get bored It's like walking all the way around the block just to get next door But y'all done let me out my cage and set me on this gay Little customer as prey Just to crush him as a stage Marv the one trick pony, I don't have to check the tape Dawg, we can tell you're boring just by looking at your name If you were a flavor you'd be plain If you were a horse you'd be lame If you were a tee you'd be gray If you were a color you'd be beige I mean, bro, every verse of yours the same No type of aggression, timid and tepid Sprinkling a basketball reference What up Marvin? You my dude so I'ma put you onto the plot You gon' need some sunscreen and a beach towel Cause this sh**'s finna be hot! I mean... They love it! They love it in New Hampshire! They love me in New Hampshire! After this, I'll be taking shots But you gonna need some novacane You will get straight flushed and I'm not talking poker games Watch how easy it is to post a Greg Ostertag The little sisters of the poor versus Notre Dame Or Lois Lane versus Roman Rains You better ensure that he's insured I am not what you call safe I'm talking State Farm Farmers, Progressive or All State How I do this sh**? All day The Kanye of this ball game It's like the world is trying to give me the King Of The Dot chain You see Roney Bay the Prince, big or the small stage Roney Bay the Prince and I'm going high octane I feel like the golden boy, I feel like the prom king You see the prince on everything like black lights on a crime scene So am I afraid of over saturation? Like they might relegate the kid Less than a year ago I had former mentors telling me to quit I read the message and bristled, about as pissed as can be And I said from them, "f** everybody" I do this sh** for me And I love the grind You can find me where the work is I love the repetition I love feeling nervous I am terrified to fail I run from mediocrity There's no amount of adoration or adulation that's enough for me Not my favorite actors and artists saying they f** with me Not NBA players, that's seven footers looking up to me f** everybody, I don't need any pals But Roney going solo up north to deep in the south And you gon' learn some sh** about me if y'all keep me around They stick their head up in my business and I'ma leave with a scalp Let's go baby [Round 3: MarvWon] Rone...why you hate fat people so much? Honestly, what did we do to you? Did we bully you in the hallway? At school did we take your lunch from you? Did we catch your b**h's eye? Did one of us take your boo from you? It's gotta be something personal Because the way you focus on another man's size is unusual I think it's simply because you're malnutritioned and pal you tripping He ain't 'bout that life I said, "Rone, you wanna see this new cal?" And he said, "Who, Ripkin?" I said, "No." I said, "Rone man, don't f** with that b**h she a snake." He said, "Who? Plissken?" I said, "If we beefing I put my animals on his roof." He said, "Oh, Blistkin" I said, "Roney he do not want to rumple." He said, "Stiltskin?" I said, "Nah man I got these two nines. This pair is shooting." He said, "Hilton?" See Roney, I could've talked how that K work Or that forty blam, but you are a means to an end I just took this battle to go to Story Land Oh, no New Hampshire reaction? That's crazy. Three people from New Hampshire here. Nobody from New Hampshire here. I thought the roof was gonna come off. Nobody here from New Hampshire Roney, I'm always around the big shots I'm like a Robert Horry fan And you? Your novelty is starting to wear off You really starting to bore me fam See you? You a flash in the pan So here's your laugh in advance, you f**ing comedian I don't have to ask where you stand Because I know you will literally show your a** To anybody who got some cash in they hands If they flashing some grands Then it seems you will adapt to they plans I'm not getting it I'm a serial k**er, no Fruit Loops, I'm hard in this b**h I'm looking like Minnesota Luke's boots It's easy to be Jedi when you f**ing with the Yoda No E. Farrell when I give you these cans I'm not giving you a soda And if I'm giving you a soda, f** it, it might as well be grape King Kong of this battle sh**, now you dealing with an ape It's incredible how you have a models body with an old lady's face (That's that Bruce Jenner sh**) [Rone] It's Caitlyn Jenner. It's Caitlyn Jenner. Show some respect. Show some goddamn respect [MarvWon] It's incredible how you have a models body with an old lady's face And I promise it's not poo when I start shooting you the ape (This is all freestyle. Charlie Clips style.) I say Jakki, I know it's your birthday But you must be crazy dude to think that Rone can beat me And I just bought them .380's through and the last thing he gon' see is that D over that navy blue like There's a baby in here you should probably give him some baby food