King Khan & The Shrines - Took My Lady To Dinner lyrics

Well I took my lady to dinner Not knowing what would happen to me I asked her, "Baby, baby, what you want?" And she looked up and said to me "I want 15 pounds of ribs Deep fried with some burgers on the side" For desert, she want some ice cream Number 5 to 69! My babies fat She's ugly She's fat and she's ugly But I love her I love her Oh yes oh yes I do Oh man, she's so fat and ugly Let me tell you all about it I took my lady to dinner And came back a poor poor man She took me right to the cleaners Even stole my frying pan All I wanted was a little romance A little hoochie coo on the side Instead her booty grow Three times its original size! My babies fat She's ugly She's fat and she's ugly But I love her I love her Oh yes oh yes I do Oh man She's so fat and ugly God dammit My babies fat She's ugly I really really love her Yeah she's fat She's ugly I really really love her Yes she's fat She's ugly I really really love her Yeah she's fat She's ugly Wooow!!!!! Well it don't matter that her teeth are crooked It don't matter that her teeth are buck It don't matter that her a** is the size of New York Cause she's all mine in the back of my truck My lady don't fit inside of no taxi And she eats more than a grown man can buy But when she tell me to bring open some bacon My baby makes me break down and cry My babies fat She's ugly She's fat and she's ugly But I love her I need her I love her Oh yes oh yes I do