King Gordy - The Horrorshow lyrics

I welcome you to a room full of blood and intestines Love and rejection Son I'm a reverend Yelling there is no heaven and little Helen Is gonna s** Kevin's dick, she is eleven Kevin is thirty-seven, molesting Helen until she wets the bed Now get ready for the beheading Then I'll head west and shave my face and chest and head and hope that nobody notice me Hopefully John Walsh is a dead man Wanted by America Hungry and I'm scared as f** Hit a rural area, find a family and bury em But the daughter got away, you know what this could mean Finally, chase a white blond b**h through the wood scene Like yes, you can lace up your left boot and let's scoot Your so cute and yet foolish, every move accepts useless You know your gonna fall Why even try at all? Take her back to the cabin and eat her a** until it's gone Hey what up Juggalo? Welcome to the horrorshow! You say you got some kush to roll? Well welcome to the horrorshow! You say your girlfriend's a ho? Well bring her nasty a** down to the horrorshow! You said you never heard of King Gordy before? Just buy you a ticket to the horrorshow! I'm an anomaly, obviously probably involved in sodomy So logically I'm a be all that I can be aside of the a**holes I pray they'll pack your a** with some gla** yo Your girl want us to f** her fast though, with masks on Holding a whip, blowing her sh** out til we swolling her lips Controlling her hips, nose broken and both of her ribs open We keep stroking, her hole is so soaking, wet I bet I broke it from Hoboken to Oakland I'm joking, I only want to cut her throat open Then throw her off a boat and watch her float in the ocean Murder or Rape? Burger or steak? You take the pick Burn up your face Turn into Jason and shake a b**h Coming live from Camp Crystal Lake, we'll catch, k**, fillet Your cap's peeled today but I feel okay I've been shot a million times, thank God I'm still alive, disfigured but the mask conceals my face Hey what up Juggalo? Welcome to the horrorshow! You say you got some kush to roll? Well welcome to the horrorshow! You say your girlfriend's a ho? Well bring her nasty a** down to the horrorshow! You said you never heard of King Gordy before? Just buy you a ticket to the horrorshow! I'm an armed a**a**in, the last card's to crash em I am causing panic, my flying saucer landed Right in the Midwest and yes I guess I am standing right on this kid's chest, til this b**h is near d**h I'm a have a great night at this cabaret right? Til I got in eight fights then I got my face sliced So I'm shooting up this cabaret twice This Saturday's quite violent, got to wiling on these f*got made dikes I ain't lying, got to firing, let the magnum play dice Gamble with your life, bullet will have em laying right In the middle of Van Dyke, this ain't no scary movie No hockey mask or knives, b**h we carry Uzi's And there is no sequel, just blood on your clean clothes But no sneakers on, sorry my n***a but we keep those sh** he's froze, what's he need some shoes on his feet for? Now bring on Gordy with this gory a** king show Hey what up Juggalo? Welcome to the horrorshow! You say you got some kush to roll? Well welcome to the horrorshow! You say your girlfriend's a ho? Well bring her nasty a** down to the horrorshow! You said you never heard of King Gordy before? Just buy you a ticket to the horrorshow! We want the horror!