King Diamond - Eastmann's Cure lyrics

[Music & Lyrics by King Diamond] It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia At Devil Lake Sanitarium We will make you feel you're right at home" No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing It only took about a minute's time For poor old Harry to make up his mind So he headed for Devil Lake Knowing doctores were awaiting him No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing [HARRY:] "My name is Harry and I am from the country side I'm looking for a doctor, Eastman is his name" [Dr.EASTMANN:] "We welcome you with open arms, We've all been looking forward to having you here,' At Devil Lake Sanitarium You must always sign a special paper first" [HARRY:] "I will sign anything just to get rid of my fears I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?" [Dr. EASTMANN:] "Right here on the dotted line This will give me the freedom I need for you At Devil Lake Sanitarium You know we are the very best at what we do... OH YES!" Now that we have got his signature I think it's time to start the Eastmann Cure So put him in the straight I think Room 17 is still our whitest room No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing