King and a Kut-throat - King Meets Kut-throat lyrics

[Intro:Daemonum] [*Typing on a key board*] Hah, look at this guy, typing that pitiful sh**, all these f**ing internet warriors don't know what they're f**ing around with [*Typing continues*] Haha... okay, I'm tracing your IP you little f**er [Verse 1: Daemonum] Dragging a motherf**er through the woods during a full moon, be weary of wolfing on the internet His body brushing past the bracken, dragging him into the kitchen, sauté his carca** and glaze it with some vinaigrette I'm sicker than the black plague, spreading this infection, lesson by lesson, re-writing history like Trevelyan Razor blade forked tongue-lashing, devilish diatribe from a demonic cloven-footed Mephistophelian hellion But enough about me, Dayer and I are ensuring f**wits who deny us that they won't see the light of day again Caught some f**er talking tough, saying sh** he can't back up, told him to consult us face to face to see if he'll say it again He erroneously came to convene with us, standing before the royal court, and the courtiers act as the judge, jury and executioners He was kidnapped and held in contempt then hung, drawn and quartered, we tried to keep his soul but it was apparently Lucifer's But that's not all the bloodshed that went on that day, found a lady of the night, so many secluded city sections, it's hard to choose Slipped her a hundred and she knew what to do, as she leaned over my lap she noticed the blood stains splattered on my shoes She bolted up, pushed open the door and took off into the night and I wasn't prepared to let her be the one that got away Reached for the piece in the glove box, to set it aside and I gripped the hilt of my blade and pushed open the driver side bay I didn't want it to end this way, we could've had something special I thought, didn't want this to end on such a bitter note My eyes have adjusted to the night so it was no problem to hunt her down, pinned her to the ground and slit her throat So I dragged her back to the car cause I'm a little paranoid of wanderers seeing too much, popped the trunk and grabbed the shovel Took her back out, deeper into the wooded blackness lying ahead of me, dropped her feet and began to dig a hole behind a hovel Wiped the sweat off my forehead and coolly walked back to my ride, hopped in and turned the key, pulled out my phone and dialed Dayer Told him I was headed his way and I needed his help with a slight dilemma regarding a damsel, he agreed, unknowing that I slayed her Pulled in the drive and walked inside, pa**ed him a kilo and said ‘hit this', handed him a cup of Drano and said ‘sip this' After he was sufficiently faded, I told him that in a pity I had to end a relationship I was looking forward to, would've been something to witness As the story continued I could tell it was becoming clearer to him what I was getting at and it was obvious he didn't take it well when I told him [Verse 2: Dayer] Damn Daemonum Don't get me s**ed into this sh** Don't tell me that you already done k**ed that b**h What did you do with the corpse? What, you done put it in a ditch! What the f** did she do to deserve to die Daemonum do not play with me, tell me the truth don't lie Wait, damn what's going on yo I just smoked a kilo of dope and drank a fifth Drano Aw sh** I feel f**ed up, I feel like stabbing some b**h How 'bout delusional Darius, damn that dude is a dick Or that dude named Daniel, that dumba** who thinks he's cool Tie a rope around his neck, drown that dipsh** in a pool God, why do I harbor these desires, I'm being deceived by this guy The Deevil's Advocate controlling me then f** it who else is ready to die? [Verse 3: KINGDayer and Daemonum] Hammer his cellphone, dismember his digits and leave him inside his Camry He begged us not to k** him, he want's to go home to his family Then we zip tied him to a chair, that's what you get when you say you can't stand me I felt for the fellow but Daemonum said quit it with that p**y act B I told him to exit stage left or take the pliers and end it, it'll counteract the suffering, see? I can't watch this brutal sh**, so I decided to leave I told him I was a crooked crony and I tried to pull him back on stage with a crook, but he was gone like leaves in the breeze As I walked further, a sudden strange force summoned me, I suddenly wanted to see how much the victim would bleed With some timid totalitarian telepathy, I managed to twist his thalamus to bring him back to spectate this dirty deed And I enjoyed it indeed, I felt like I was freed, I took the corpse and chopped like some sh** from Assa**in's Creed I finished this foully felonious, flagitious feat, handed the hacksaw to the homie and he dismembered it with an exuberant fiendish greed At that exact moment, somebody ran up in a speed, it was the pigs, they said hands behind your heads, get down on your knees Suddenly, faster than you can spell cognitive awareness, the agents of the state burst in, as they put on the hand cuffs I nodded to Dayer and we strangled them with the chains, as they died with a wheeze Aw geez, I felt the remorse as I started to plead, Daemonum please, I'm tired of you f**ing with me, I begged him to stop, while I rolled a blunt, puffed on the weed, what the f** Daemonum, why are my eyes starting to bleed? He began to roll a blunt whilst he implored that I cease manipulating his medulla oblongata, as I dragged the officers' carca**es along the oblong floor I offered my demonic polarity screed Yo, did I just hear a screech?! And what the f** was that speech?! You're summoning demons in front of me, it can't be, all this calamity, Daemonum this is crazy we need to stop, I plead, as I k**ed the purp, pissed because we're purps, I no longer wanna follow your lead While shelves were rattling and pots were clattering he began to beseech about my demonic polarity fields, generated by demons I'm forced to evoke, involuntarily speaking in tongues while the clock reads 13 as demons come to redeem their parts of the deed [Outro: Dayer and Daemonum] [*Chains rattling accompanied by grunting*] Ahh... there we go, now you stay there while I deal with your friend over here [*Sealed lid being opened*] Whew, sh**, I forgot I chopped this one up, damn... Yo! What the f** are you doing man? Where did all these bodies come from? Oh sh**! Hey, I didn't know you were even here, hah, well you know what they say 'when you k** a motherf**er the consequences, they are predictable', you know? So, I'm just disposing of those two cops, that tried to arrest us earlier Damn man! Alright, whatever. They deserved it. Whoa wait, what am I saying? I don't know, but I like how it sounds, that's how you should think, I mean they tried to arrest us, f** that Yeah, f** them. f** everybody who doubt me Yeah! That's the spirit, now, if you'd be so kind as to help me chain these together, we're gonna weight em' down and dump in the harbor Now you're thinking soft fam, you gotta burn the corpses and smoke the ashes Haha! I knew we would get along well