Kinetics - Happy Hour (The Office Remix) lyrics

[Verse 1: Kinetics] When I walk into the office, you can tell that I am exhausted And these complementary coffees are only making me nauseous I have too many bosses, I avoid them when I can Walking through the cubicles is like a game of Pac-Man When I'm at the copier sloppier than a copied document It's obvious that my body still has a couple of shots in it I miss college, back when it was possible To sleep until whenever cuz going to cla** was optional Now I got a pocket full of schedules and calendars And hours full of meetings without the talent to balance them So is it my fault, if I have my tie tied wrong With a bunch of purple circles on my eye-balls And even if I fall, all over the floor She really goin' record that my performances are poor? Cuz if I'm getting laid off, I'm taking some days off Praying that them Airplanes checks start to take off [Hook: One Love w. Kinetics) I don't want to be here (rather be at happy hour) I don't want to be here (rather be at happy hour) I'm about to fall over (I'm about to fall over) It's been a long day (rather be at happy hour) And I was up all night (rather be at happy hour) And we're walking walking with our eyes closed (walking with our eyes closed) [Verse 2: Kinetics] Now I'm hiding in my cubicle, biting at my cuticles Fighting off the window cuz the sight of it is beautiful Not as beautiful as the cutie checking her messages My confession is an obsession with the receptionist Woah and I'm off the deep end cuz I'm on a roll And you know that I'm creepin', something like, "So Did you finish that memo over the weekend?" "No it was too long" "Oh thats what She Said!" So can we get, in my bed please And know that I Excel when I'm them spreadsheets And I know you wanna smash, I can read all of the clues Like the way I wanna smash every fax machine I use That's a typical reaction, plus the fact that an Ass that ma**ive has a tractor beam attraction when it's pa**ing This is more than physical attraction Cuz if I was an e-mail, you would be my attachment [Hook] [Verse 3: Kinetics] Disappointed with the position I've been appointed to Cuz every PowerPoint presentation I give is pointless I find it funny how we dedicate all of our time and money Just to find ways that we can save our money and time I guess that happens a lot, this place reminds me of a Twitter page A hundred-something characters packed into a box Yeah, we're all hoping to seem productive Asking for a salary while we're actually doing nothing So while you're constantly checking your comments and mail Ask yourself why you think the U.S. economy failed But instead we're just staring ahead at the home page Yo our generation is only digging its own grave But if we all agree that we're letting the ship sink The least we can do is hit up happy hour for a drink And in the meantime, y'all are making me proud Probably on Kinetics' facebook page right now [Hook] Yeah, Kinetics & One Love