Kinetics - Halley's Comet (Official) lyrics

Ba** up, windows up, backseat lookin' like a bar Air so thick with smoke we need fog lights pointed inside the car This got me nice, this the bud that I'ma stay on Flow sharper than a dagger but I'm blunted like a crayon Them gangstas will not stay long, if they think they will they way wrong They-they just fail to recognize that I do something they don't And I am all alone, g-g-g-golly I am You are not individual, you are just Dolly the Lamb I want to frolic and dance, and I want to party in France Mademoiselle, I want to f** you, pardon my French This is all part of the plan, we should partake in a party But after s** I'm departing – I am Antarctica's land Ba-ba-ba-bars the sickest, narcissistic? Hardly I am 'Cause when I fall to my reflection, in your heart I will land I am my own biggest fan, and I am in love with myself Because if you cannot do that, then how can anyone else? [Hook]: I'm singin,' whoooa Ya see me in the sky now, ya don' know me by now Little homie then ya betta knooow 'Cause me I be that fly, boy, and I be so high, boy I ain't even talkin' 'bout the drooo But if you got a fresh bag, ya know that I'm wid dat So just roll it up and let it flooow I ain't neva comin' down, I be on a comet now Comet, comet, comet now We are not the same, though I have human form I'm really a unicorn in a human uniform My life is a fairytale, my life is a carousel Y'all don't like me? Very well, get the f** off my Ferris wheel! I am so very ill, that they got me quarantined I have such enormous dreams, it's like a deformity I am on a tour you see, Earth is just a stop on it I came here from another world on back of Halley's Comet Back when it flew across the sky in 1986 Why do you think that is the year that's on my birth certificate? And the year the first ever computer virus was born That's just proof to you my CPU is of the illest form And even if your planet warms, I do not think it is that serious Otherwise I would have never built myself them pyramids See this is the planet that I'm plannin' to retire on And I'll probably outlive every human like I'm Styrofoam [Hook] Ba** up, windows up, backseat lookin' like a bar Air so thick with smoke we need fog lights pointed inside the car I could put it down so f**in' fast, or I could do it damn slow Either way, I got your ear, I should call you Van Goh Damn bro, oh my lord, I am like the man here I am like the closing doors, you should probably stand clear With hundreds of raps, I am a hunter, in fact You must be on my bulletin board 'cause you are under attack How is he not signed? Everybody's wonderin' that Too bad I AM signed, you would think my arm's in a cast See, I started from scratch, I used to be the smartest in cla** With gla**es and braces so big they put an arc in my back But then I grow tall, so tall, you haters is so small You are G.I. Joe doll, me I be in shoes, dog Walkin' by ya girl, and I get more stares than Slinky I get more pink than brain, and more brain than Pinky More cream than Twinkie, son ya snack is one hundred calorie So naturally you rappers will have inadequate salary Someone tell the dispatcher that there has been a disaster 'Cause master become student and student become master You need some preparation for the desecration after 'Cause I'm droppin' motherf**ers like it's levitation backwards So if you want to fight here, you need to move in light years If you want to sit at my table you need a high chair [Hook] Written by Jeremy "Kinetics" Dussolliet & Tim "One Love" Sommers Copyright © 2010