Kid Rock - Pancake Breakfast lyrics

Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike Never uptight my high won't permit it my problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it And I'm not your average rapper got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper So b**h better watch your back cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack Never the wack but oh so pesky some say I can't flow but muther f**er don't test me And if you arrest me you dumb cop I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this co*k Kid Rock's my mother f**in name b**h u know me so pa** the O.E. And don't talk about takin me out cuz I got your girl and I'm makin her shout Just like a piano I'm really grand and I got more riffs than Steely Dan Some friends call me fly but most just call me when they wanna get high It ain't the disco Cisco Kid muther f**er it's the outlasting shotgun-blasting dick-swingin' p**y lickin' punk little skinny muther f**er and I'm not no hunk But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro and if ya dis me punk I'll f** your ho And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk I move quick like a cheetah and it ain't sh** to me to just beat a M.C. down who looks like a dick jumpin 'round like a h*mo on a pogo stick Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk and just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works" Cuz it's blackjack and I got two aces been many places seen many faces and everywhere I go people wanna jive so I keep my fingers on my .45 So don't cross my dusty path or I'll put my foot up in crusty a** Don't front ho pa** the jay then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J. to the beat y'all and I won't stop and I'ma rock this sh** till your eardrums pop Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie but I don't let bullsh** spoil my high