Kid Rock - Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat b**h lyrics

[Kid Rock] Tell you bout Kyle's momma.. Ha ha hah.. Straight out the trailers.. Joey C [Joe C] Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h She's the biggest b**h I know and she stinks like sh** Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah) Now she's lumpy, but still thinks she's pretty (heh) I just laugh, and walk on past Sayin, "sh** god damn that's a big fat a**!" f** that s*ut, she's a big fat trick But I still let her s** this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha) Joe C, I'm a crazy hit Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah) I don't know much, but I know this sh** Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h! Chorus: Kid Rock Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h (3X) [Joe] She's a three-toed, stanky-a**, cross-eyed b**h! [Kid Rock] Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it.. My homey named Kyle lives up the block He's got a big fat mom, that s**s my co*k, uhh Non-stop, she's a sight to see A real sloppy b**h, that does right by me She might be the best s** in the mountains Ten times a week - but sh**, who's countin? I'm astounded by the things she does She's the s**inest, f**inest, freak there ever was She ain't a s*ut she's a super-groupie And I pa** that b**h around like a doobie I don't know much, but I know this Kyle's mom is a big fat b**h! Chorus [Kid Rock] Ohhhhhhh sh**! Tell em Joe [Joe C] I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool I might be a f**, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh) I just rolled from South Park to Boulder Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her Then I sold her, cause I'm like that Little freak-a** pimp, but you know that (nah) I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy Colorado b**hes ain't sh** but yuppies Whattup? I'm the J-O-E To the motherf**in C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah) I don't know much, but I know this Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch! Chorus [Kid Rock] He heh heh! Yup, that's right Joey C, Kid Rock, ?? ?? This goes out to all the fat b**hes of the world Heh, yup yup yup Time to drink some wine