Kevin Smith - Mallrats - Superman Coitus lyrics

(But they're engaged.) Doesn't matter, it can't happen...It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the s**m? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?...He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would k** him.