Kevin Hart - I Ain't No Mitch lyrics

[Intro - Kevin Hart] Uh, you know sometimes when you talk to mitches, you gotta slow things down So I feel like I've been going too fast to where they can't understand me So this is to all the mitches who can't comprehend thug talk, you know That would be my rap voice So right now I'm about to talk to y'all in my R&B voice you mitch [Verse 1 - Kevin Hart] (Autotuned) I don't like it when you do certain things, it be stupid And I don't like it when you do certain things (Speaking) You hear me mitch? This is dedicated to you s**as Oh ho, mitch It sounded like I was about to Rap but I'm not! Cause all I'm doin' is just talkin' on this track, mitch You a mitch homie break it down, easy flow, mitch [Hook - T.J. Atrillion (Kevin Hart)] I'm bout that life, how you think I earned them stripes (We are) You can tell I ain't no mitch (Dammit I'll prove it) Ask your mom and she'll let you know, oh You can tell I ain't no mitch (I'll prove it, look at my checks!) I'm bout that life, how you think I earned them stripes You can tell I ain't no mitch Ask your mom and she'll let you know, oh [Verse 2 - Kevin Hart] We in the mall, wall to wall packed I said "ay lets look at these shoes on the rack" You said "I can't, I got my girl's sack" I said "What you mean?" you said "I got her back" Her back? Or her bag whoa Then you looked at me and said "Ay man look, no mo'" I said "That's a mitch move! Holdin' her purse" You said "What you gon' do, man you a male nurse" I said "What does that even mean!" Looked at me and said "Kev, get a dream" Ok I just woke up, I got my cup And what's in it is about to make me throw up Cause I'm not a mitch [Hook] [Verse 3] [Kevin Hart] You out with your girl, the bill comes, you look up Your girl say "Baby what's wrong, what's up?" You run to the bathroom as if you got a problem Now your girl pay for your tab problem That's a mitch move, that's pretty rude I would never do it, I'm too cool I'm not a mitch homie, I'm a real man My sock ain't ever stickin' out of my sandals holmes Moody, I'm talkin' bout you Rudy I tell you go out, you look at me "I'm so moody!" "I don't feel like it! I got cramps!" What you talkin' bout man you ain't yo gramps! Yeah, I'm just upset I moved on to you you said "Dude I got wrecked!" So what? It's just water, s**a! Look at you, you like you an angry motha! [T.J. Atrillion] Damn, how do I do it It's like I found a bunch of swag seeds and I grew it It's almost like she coulda' had me but she blew it Cause she was a gold digger and I knew it b**h I ain't no Mitch! [Hook] [Outro - Kevin Hart Acapella] Don't ask me what my complexion is At the end of the day, my reflection is What I live by, and what I go by holmes When you see me you always askin' what's that in my dome Well it's my thoughts! They not yours Don't try to take what I got and use it for yours Yeah, that's some mitch stuff man Thinkin' about what another man got ain't your plan Is that like Jay-Z guys?