Kevin Coyne - Hot Potato lyrics

My baby's a hot potato This song's about a girl called a hot potato She couldn't learn to dance, so, I had to make her And I call her my hot potato 'Cause she can dance all around the floor There it goes My baby's a hot potato She can't dance but I know I'll make her She's so dumb, she can't see Her lack of ability is k**ing me She's gotta be a hot potato She's gotta be a hot potato Soon, she's got to learn to rock She's got to learn to roll She's got to learn to move She's got to get some soul Oh baby, get up off that chair Hold my hand, you'll soon be there Dance with me baby, my baby's a hot potato You gotta be a hot potato, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna take you Take you downtown I'm gonna show you the bright lights Show you around You'll soon learn to dance Like you've never done before You'll learn to rock You'll learn to shake the floor My baby's a hot potato Bound to be a hot potato yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, she's dancing now Oh, she learnt so fast Down and around she goes Up and down, round and round Up and down, round and round Oh hot potato, hot potato So, you've learned You know what to do Now, you're my girl You're gonna love me true I'm gonna kiss you, I'm gonna take you out There ain't no barriers, now, we can shout, alright Oh, we're both hot potatos We're both hot potatos, now, right now Away we go We're going round and round Away we go We're going round and round Oh, up and down Oh, up and down Oh, up and down, baby Oh, up and down, baby Work it out We're both hot potatos We're both hot potatos now