In the Show, everybody can hit a fastball....Yeah, I've been in the majors. Yeah, I was in the Show. I was in the Show for 21 days once. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the Show. Somebody else carries your bags. It's great. You hit white balls for batting practice. Ballparks are like cathedrals. The hotels all have room service. The women all have long legs and brains. (Another player: "They're really hot, huh?") And so are the pitchers. They throw ungodly breaking stuff in the Show. Exploding sliders. (To LaLoosh) You could be one of those guys. Nuke could be one of those guys. But you don't give a f--k, Meat.