Kevin Bloody Wilson - The local lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Local : I just got in from the local, I had to try the local brew And I run into the local gossip, and I learned a thing or two About you local yokels, and what you's get up to And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read 'em back to you He said "The local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a c*nt I said the local cops a...what did I say? (The local cop's a c*nt) The local mayor's a f**in' dickhead, his wife's the local snob The local bank manager's a f**in' wa*ker and so's the local cob The local sparky's a f**in' cowboy, local plumber's makin' a mint The local undertaker's a f**in' weirdo and the local lawyer's full'a sh** And the local chef'a a poofter, the local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a c*nt I said the local cops a...what did it say? (The local cop's a c*nt) The local bookie's a shonkey ba*tard, the local race is f**in' rigged Local publican oughta be f**in' hung for waterin' down the piss The local polly's a f**in' gin jockey, and here's somethin' else I Know The local cricket team ain't worth f**in' sh** the local footy team's a f**in' joke And the local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a c*nt I said the local cops a...what did I say? (The local cop's a c*nt) The local butcher's full'a blowflies, local dogs are full of fleas Local barber's a f**in' butcher, local kids are f**in' thieves The local car yard's a f**in' rip-off, and so's the local show And the local cop's a dead set c*nt but I mentioned that a minute Ago, when I said: The local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a c*nt I said the local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a c*nt I said the local cop's a...what did I say? (The local cop's a c*nt) Big finish, one, two, three, four The local cop's a c*nt