Kevin Bloody Wilson - Stack The Fridge lyrics

Verse 1 There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited to All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and food Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim some in the nude But they can stick that trendy sh** 'cause that's not me and you A night down at the local pub is nearer what we like Play the pinball, shoot some pool if the atmosphere is right But sometimes it's too crowded there or some dickhead wants to fight So stack the fridge and stoke the bong, we're stayin' home tonight Chorus Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather f*ck than fight And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll screw all night So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight Verse 2 We don't need no people round for us to have some fun To me a good night out with you means stayin' home alone And I'd rather share my highs with you than share with anyone We'll drink some booze and smoke a joint and turn each other on Then we'll just lay down on that big old rug, then we'll dim the lights Stick a dirty movie on and just wait for the highs And then we'll hump and screw and f*ck until our brains are fried So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight Chorus Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather f*ck than fight And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll screw all night So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight We'll just stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight