Kevin Bloody Wilson - She's the sorta sheila lyrics

Verse 1: A Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from E But she's the sorta sheila for me 'N' they recon I got the ugliest one A But she's the sorta sheila for me 'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that D You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards E But you couldn't teach an animal to f** like that A So she's the sorta sheila for me Chorus: (play this after each verse) E A Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me E She's the sorta sheila for me She ain't no f**in' oil paintin' but A She's the sorta sheila for me Extra verses: Verse 2: Well there's no politically correct word for f**in' Fat But she's the sorta sheila for me Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map But she's the sorta sheila for me But providing I can get drunk enough She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to f** 'er But she's the sorta sheila for me Verse 3: She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath But she's the sorta sheila for me She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress But she's the sorta sheila for me She picks her nose and she's always fartin' Got saggy tits and a saggy arse But I tell ya what mate I'm f**in' laughin' But she's the sorta sheila for me Verse 4: Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright But she's the sorta sheila for me She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe But she's the sorta sheila for me She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids Mate two short planks look like a computer And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er So she's the sorta sheila for me Play chorus twice End verse: (use short palm muted strums) A A Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb D D And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub E E So I'm not as f**in stupid as you thought I was E A (normal strum pattern) She's the sorta sheila for me E A She's the sorta sheila for me E A She's the sorta sheila for me E A E A She's the sorta sheila for me