Kevin Bloody Wilson - Fair & Just lyrics

You see it on the telly All the shows about police Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts That show it like it is The poms have got The Sweeney The yanks, Starsky and Hutch But we're Australian super cops They call us fair and just. 'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole And I'm just a proper c*nt We used to be just abbos But this is much more fun Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls Bustin' our own mums The best two coppers you can buy They call us fair and just. I was born a f**in' arsehole So to me the job's just right And I deserve a f**in' badge Bein' a dead c*nt all me life And we're the f**in' perfect pigs The f**in' best there is You'd have to team up walk in hell To find a bigger pair of pricks 'Cause I handle all the hookers And me I handle thugs And I get off on bashin' poofters And I get off on d** And I like interviewin' moles 'Cause they ain't got a f**in' quid And I like interviewin' c*nts Around the face and f**in' head. Yeah I'm a fair dinkum arsehole And I'm just a proper c*nt We used to be just abbos But this is much more fun Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls Bustin' our own mums The best two coppers you can buy They call us fair and just. I would've liked to been a mannered cop But just imagine that Yeah a burnt out race horse with a c*nt Half way up it's back And I like pinchin' lady drivers 'Cause I give 'em all a chance Yeah with your special breathiliser kit Hangin' out your pants But we've learnt some pretty useful stuff Since we've been on the force Yeah like how to hold me f**in' hand out And how to use a knife and fork We're almost f**in' human Yeah but the hardest thing we've found Is how to walk without our f**in' knuckles Draggin' on the ground. 'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole And I'm just a proper c*nt We used to be just abbos But this is much more fun Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls Bustin' our own mums The best two coppers you can buy They call us fair and just. Yeah you're a fair dinkum arsehole And you're just a proper c*nt We used to be just abbos But this is much more fun Out there kickin' arse and crackin' skulls And bustin' our own mums The best two coppers you can buy They call us fair and just. 'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole Yeah I'm just a proper c*nt We used to be just abbos But this is much more fun Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls Bustin' our own mums The best two coppers you can buy They call us fair and just.