Kevin Bloody Wilson - Can't say cunt in canada lyrics

You can't say c*nt in Canada Saying c*nt's not very nice at all No, you can't say c*nt in Canada So we asked the sheilas what they called it And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love So if you say c*nt in Canada You gotta say it with a velvet glove And, you can't say c*nt in Canada Now, you can't say c*nt in Canada So I thought I better ask the guys Now, you can't say c*nt in Canada Why wasn't I surprised When they said gash, p**y, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts (Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?) Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy la**oo No, you can't say c*nt in Canada Cause c*nt's considered pretty f**in' rude No, you can't say c*nt in Canada So when I get to Montreal If you're gonna say c*nt in Canada You gotta say it in French as well So here goes: pilerplut, la c*nt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew No, you can't say c*nt in Canada Cause c*nt's considered pretty damn rude And you can't say c*nt in Canada