Kevin Barnes - Art Snob Solutions lyrics

What's up directors? Grab your knives It's time to take all, all of the lives Of the people who cannot see The somnolent genius of Tarkovsky Come on authors, grab your guns! It's time to murder everyone Who's never heard of Apollinaire Send them all to hell, it's only fair Cast them all into the flames if they don't know any names Of the principals of Arte Povera Or unfamiliar with Le Serpent Mascara (That's right, mascara snake!) Come on painters, alive or dead Give all the cretins a boot to the head If they don't extol convincingly Tempered Elan-era Kandinsky Throw them all into a well If they cannot tell An Arto Parv feast of repetition From a Schoenberg 12-tone composition Come on artists, the day is here And your mission is very clear Put an end to the bourgeoisie And d**h to everyone who's never heard of me