Kevin Ayers - Fake Mexican Tourist Blues lyrics

Hey, mister, would you like my sister Her name is juanita, I think. you'd like to meet her. She's a little bit risky, Drinking always whiskey. But she's really a tiger Take you right inside her. Hey, mister, got another sister Her name is dolores She likes pretty colores; She's a little bit silly, Eating always chili; But she's very s**y, Take her home in a taxi. Hey, juanita, juanita banana Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana; I'd like it now, i don't mean manana. Hey, brother, what about my mother She's only just forty She's especially naughty. She knows a lot a tricks, More than the younger chicks. And if you don't like my mother, I got a very nice brother.