Just because I tell you there's nobody like you that don't mean that it's true And if I should whisper the words I love you that don't mean that I do I may even kid around about get married if I do pay me no mind For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me If I buy you pretty things before you accept them make sure you understand Pretty things like pretty words come easy to me that's part of well made plans They're just tools of my trade and I know how to use them And I abuse them many times For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me Well when you see me comin' better lock your door pretend you're not at home And if I should call you do yourself a favor just don't answer your phone For all my life I've had a model love 'em leave 'em and that's just part of my line For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie and it don't mean a thing to me Well it don't mean a thing to me