(This, this, this) (Should be played at high volume) (Preferably in a residential...) Life's a b**h, life's a b**h But I'ma keep the p**y wet (Yep) I'ma keep the p**y wet (Yep) I'ma keep the p**y wet I'ma keep the p**y wet My dick hard, her p**y wet [Kendrick Lamar - Verse 1] And I'm born with my dick in the earth, you can tell me how much am I worth I'ma die with my heart on my sleeve, many die on their hands and their knees And I'm takin' whatever I need, and I'm rapin' the government fees And you're wastin' your time, and I'm speakin' my mind on whatever I think And I think that I'm Richard Pryor with priors of 32 fiends And that means that I here fly higher, tell me why are you starin' at me? Matta fact, man, your eyes is wired, you inspired by Kendrick the king Maybe it's 'cause I'm livin' my dream, man, I sing what I'm livin' about And the words that come out of my mouth, they requires a random routine Of being organic granite, then my access is granted To represent the sh** that I conceive, and I guarantee that I'ma bring My mind, body, soul and I sold all these records off bein' myself And I wish you can do the same thing, man, it's easier than a stripper Or tyin' a baby shoestring, you stringing along And really why you writing a song? Your pa**ion for music is never in sync No secret societies guided me to the world of unseen And they tell me life is a b**h, who gives a sh**? You can believe I'ma keep the p**y wet (Yep) I'ma keep the p**y wet (Yep) My-my dick hard, her p**y wet I'ma keep the p**y wet (Yep) (Hi, ho!) I came (Bye, ho!) I went (We-we-went-went) (Hi, ho!) I ca-came (Bye, ho!) I went (Hi, ho!) I came (Bye, ho!) I went (b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h-b**h, b**h, b**h, b**h) [Kendrick Lamar - Verse 2] And I see that you envy of me, enemy ghosts don't prosper Better yet, they do die eventually, if I'm at the event you will leave 'Cause you know and I know that I go ham even if m**ms is seen In my rearview I'm near you, but I don't hear you, can you hear this breathe? Wit' an oxygen mask, and the ma**es keep sayin' I'm speakin' for them And if you can imagine my madness, then you can see where I've been And the places the Louis has been, and I swear I been doin' this when You was in pajamas, watchin' B-B-Barney a-and Friends And you couldn't harm me even with ten, weapons of your choice ridin' in Army tanks, you shot blanks, and I shot back, make your duplex bend What the f** you think? If I don't think, then I'm right back where the city sin What the f** you drink? Thinkin' I can't write these raps in the Lions' Den When I hear that you lyin', then? It's murder, she wrote, ain't no hope You go downhill, man, where's your slope? Get thrown downhill tied to a rope Told the world to put intervals, man, I swear this the Hannibal And they tell me that life is a b**h, who gives a sh** when you know? [Hook] And I see that you envy of me-me-me-me-me Don't prosper, better yet, they do die eventually-ly-ly 'Cause you know and I know that I go ham even if m**ms is seen In my rearview I'm near you... (Hi, ho!) (Bye, ho!) (Hi, ho!) (Bye, ho!) (Hi, ho!) (Bye, ho!) (Hi, ho!) (Bye, ho!) (Hi, ho!) (Hi, ho!) (Hi, ho!)